When fuxtard (my first husband) and I divorced he gave me the reason "he wanted to find someone better". I've held on to that statement for 3 years now and I have some insane giddiness that he is still looking for that someone better.
Today we had the joy of co-parenting while youngest had try-outs for baseball. Hopefully you can hear the sarcasm. It's a rare occasion that we see each other and an even rarer occasion that we co-parent in the same spot. While getting ready this morning his statement rang over and over in my head. Let's be honest, it gave me more incentive to dress up and when I looked in the mirror I even said "dayum".
When he got to the ballpark.....he did a double take. SCORE! Then when I walked away to get raffle tickets, I turned around and caught him staring at my ass. Do you understand how awesome that made me feel? Maybe I'm vindictive or a petty bitch but I'm glad he is missing all of this!
Saturday, February 5, 2011
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Awesome! Even though having to co-parent together can't be a fun experience, I'm glad you caught him doing the double take! Vindictive, pretty bitchy who cares--you've worked really hard and that's an ego boost. Woohoo!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Sounds like real fool to me. You go girl.
And honestly I can't believe he said that, what an idiot. He will live a lonely life with that kind of attitude.
I love it...don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
Paybacks a beeeotch, good for you! Being happy and healthy is the best
Hold your head high, swing that gorgeous arse, and go and cuddle the lovely husband who loves you!! Can you hear the applause coming all the way from Australia?? That'd be me!!
Dayummmm!!! Thats awesome, and no harm in getting a little pleasure from it either; saying it was either his attempt at hurting you deeply Or just at being an idiot LOL. Either way, he's hatin life now huh!
I was laughing so loud I had to read this aloud to my wife!
This has to be one of the greatest gifts a woman can get - I'M grinning ear to ear and it didn't even happen to me. Love it, LOVE IT!
Oh you are not petty at all, Its the greatest feeling. I have been there and will be there once again next year when he comes to visit for my son's graduation.
To you: Go Girl!!!
To your ex: In your face, asshole!
Good for you honey, it's good to hear you speaking so positively about yourself and feeling so great!.
I love it! What an amazing feeling!
Superb!
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha! What's life without a little gloating every now and then? you've worked for it :).
You go girl! I understand totally. When my ass-hat ex and I saw each other months after splitting up (at HIS cousin's wedding), he was more attentive than he'd been through our five years together. What a jackwagon.
But the icing on the low-fat cake? When his best friend asked me out. lol
Ah no, didn't accept... he was a loser too.
But OH WHAT A FEELING!
Go with it, girl... embrace the vindictive karma.
Doing this for me, but going to enjoy this type of moment with my "lemon" (not because he truly is a Lemon, but for the sure fact that he named himself Lime once and when someone got it wrong the name stuck). Your post is true to form in all that I deal with - thanks for making me laugh today!
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