When fuxtard (my first husband) and I divorced he gave me the reason "he wanted to find someone better". I've held on to that statement for 3 years now and I have some insane giddiness that he is still looking for that someone better.
Today we had the joy of co-parenting while youngest had try-outs for baseball. Hopefully you can hear the sarcasm. It's a rare occasion that we see each other and an even rarer occasion that we co-parent in the same spot. While getting ready this morning his statement rang over and over in my head. Let's be honest, it gave me more incentive to dress up and when I looked in the mirror I even said "dayum".
When he got to the ballpark.....he did a double take. SCORE! Then when I walked away to get raffle tickets, I turned around and caught him staring at my ass. Do you understand how awesome that made me feel? Maybe I'm vindictive or a petty bitch but I'm glad he is missing all of this!