Tuesday, November 2, 2010

An open letter

Dear Septic Tank Workers,

It was such a pleasure walking by you this morning as you all pointed and laughed.  And if you were curious, I did hear you call me "a fat bitch" even though my iPod was in full force.  I'm not mad at the fat comment or the laughing and pointing, but the bitch comment made me mad.  If I was such a bitch then I would have released the leash of my 60 pound boxer with the command "sic balls".  Who would be laughing then?

Just to let you all know, the three of you are homely looking.  Seriously, I would have to be severely drunk to remotely find you attractive.  And forget about putting your P in my V (which is sad since I'm pretty easy).  I have no doubt that you three are tipping the scales at 300 pounds with those beer guts of yours.  And you call ME fat.  HA!  I don't look like I will give birth at the flick of a wrist.  It took all my strength to pull in my bitchyness and not point and laugh at you three!

I'll give you a plus for having a job, but the reality is you shovel shit for a living!  Your company is now high ranking on my shit list (how appropriate) and you will not have to worry about me calling on your services.  Instead of bringing me down, I've decided that I'm going to use this to fight that much harder.  One day I will turn your heads and you will still be shoveling shit with your homely looking faces. 

That is all.


Jennifer said...

Seriously? They did that? That is awful. I would totally be making a call to that company's owner. Did you get the name?

I am glad you handled it well though. What an awful experience to have to deal with :( But like you said...YOU are the one doing something to BETTER your life!!! You go girl!


The Fat Mom said...

I did get the name of the company. What would you say if you called? "They hurt my feelings. Boo Hoo". I could totally see them laughing and hanging up.

I'm praying their little weiners fall off. It's the wrath of a woman....beware! :)

Debbi Does Dinner Healthy said...

Sadly, I agree, if you did call, they would ACT like they cared, tell you what you want to hear, and then call you a fat bitch when you hung up. It really wouldn't help. What goes around, comes around. They'll get theres. Someday. :-)

M said...

It's sad that you had this experience today. I'm sorry you had to go through that, and I'm also glad you found a good way to express your anger.

Michele @

Brigitte said...

Jerks! I hope the fall in a pile of shit! At least you can hold you head high and know you are the bigger person.

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