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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A brown paper bag


This little bag has been taunting me since Friday.  A brown paper bag seems innocent enough, right?  It's plain but is also cheerful with it's "Happy Holidays" greeting.  Let me just say, looks can be deceiving!  Every time I walk into the kitchen it nicely calls me over and says, "Fat Mom, please pick me up.  Just open me and I will make you feel so much better."  I then scream a slur of obscenities and storm off. 

This morning I opened the bag.  I finally gave in to the small voice telling me it was ok. 


After opening it.....I split the candy into the kiddos lunch boxes and sent them off to school.  Whose my bitch now brown paper bag!

8 comments:

FatAngryBlog said...

Good for you!!! I would have had a hard time letting go of the PB cup!

Twiggy said...

Sweet! (Pun intended).

fatgirlwearingthin said...

This post had me laughing out loud. I can just imagine hearing you say that last line with gusto, snapping your fingers around. Too funny!

NAN said...

YAY! I'm proud of ya and as for holiday cards, I don't send to anyone I see! My neighbors on both sides send to me every year and every year, I tell them Merry Christmas LOL. Hey, aren't stamps 44 cents now??? I'll let you know how the figgy pudding is- I have a feeling most of it will be trashed.

Stephanie said...

YOU GO, GIRL!!! LOL! I love it! :)

Shane G. said...

Haha, yeah, that is right candy bag is a bitch! Great job FM!!

Mrs. D said...

Bwahahahaa!!! Love it!! I've cussed at desserts before.. now I don't feel so crazy ;)

Kimberly said...

Now that is a great way to take care of the urge. Great job! :)

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