Wednesday, December 15, 2010
This little bag has been taunting me since Friday. A brown paper bag seems innocent enough, right? It's plain but is also cheerful with it's "Happy Holidays" greeting. Let me just say, looks can be deceiving! Every time I walk into the kitchen it nicely calls me over and says, "Fat Mom, please pick me up. Just open me and I will make you feel so much better." I then scream a slur of obscenities and storm off.
This morning I opened the bag. I finally gave in to the small voice telling me it was ok.
After opening it.....I split the candy into the kiddos lunch boxes and sent them off to school. Whose my bitch now brown paper bag!