I've been a really good girl this year. Really, I have! Please disregard all the cookies and candy I've eaten in secret. I'm working on it. This year I'm not asking for much.
I would really like to see some fat mom work out clothes under the tree this year. I know it will take a 1,000 elves to sew up all that fabric, but I really do need them. The jeans I've been wearing to walk the neighborhood are chaffing my unmentionables and it really is quite uncomforable.
Some underwear would be quite nice too. The ones I've been sporting are more like baggy shorts. My butt is A-mazing, and I need some undies to appeciate that.
A couple of pairs of jeans that actually fit is also much needed. I know some people like their jeans to hang to their knees, but I like my crotch high and tight.
That's it Santa! And before you head on over I am warning you in advance. I refuse to make you any cookies because you know what a temptation it is for me. So, you will have to deal with yogurt and carrots. Sorry!
The best girl around town,
The Fat Mom