Today I went through my unmentionables and decided that I needed a change. The fat, bloated, granny panties just aren't doing it for me anymore. I've put this off as much as I could (just like all my other clothes shopping) because who really likes to shop for big girl underwear?
Side Note: I worked for Lane Bryant way back when. They will take back, no questions asked, USED thongs. No joke! So, please wash all underwear before you wear them. Still gives me the heebie jeebies thinking about that pair of stained thongs. And I will spare you the description of the smell.
Anyway, I received a gift card to a well known big girl store and was ready to shop. I have to prepare myself for these types of things you know. I looked for jeans, shirts, and unmentionables in a smaller size. Every shirt or pair of pants that I looked at had nothing in my current size. Ironically, they had the larger size that I'm trying to get rid of. I ended up purchasing only 2 pairs of undies; that stuff is expensive!
When I get home, I take out my granny panties and compare. This is what I see.
I'm speechless and beyond embarrassed. That's a whole lotta fabric! But more importantly, that's a whole lotta ass!